1. landorus:

    tomato-market:

    landorus:

    DO CHICKENS HAVE EARS HOW DO THEY HEAR THINGS

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    heard u were talking shit

    i cant believe ive never noticed their ears before

    (via ruinedchildhood)

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  2. darlingeddiegluskin:

    super-gay-natural:

    esper-sparrow:

    when people get angry at you for liking snakes

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    THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SNAKE

    "I am my own blankie."

    (via rememberthefanta)

    2 hours ago  /  208,047 notes  /  Source: pyrooar

  3. broken-gaydar:

    starrygraveyard:

    andr3wdost:

    nathanieljosephruess:

    herfunnyvideos:

    lockedinabirdcage:

    GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD

    PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS

    AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN.

    BRAINS OVER BRAWN.

    MIND OVER MATTER.

    PAPER OVER ROCK.

    You clever little shit.

    then what the fuck does scissors mean

    lesbians

    what

    image

    (via bettydevoid)

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  6. frosted:

    Don’t ever leave me alone with your friend that I don’t know or I will hate you

    forever

    3 hours ago  /  55 notes  /  Source: frosted

  7. Some names will always taste bitter.
    6 Word Poem About Love, by Devyn Springer  (via fawun)

    (via peterswebmemhi)

    3 hours ago  /  152,568 notes  /  Source: feelingsandwhatnot

  8. galactic-kat:

wasarahbi:

emes:

leeantsypantsy:

all-aboutqoqo:



“We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”




the last sentence

lmao what

There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.

    galactic-kat:

    wasarahbi:

    emes:

    leeantsypantsy:

    all-aboutqoqo:

    “We dressed up as the book Madeline, with six people dressed up as her and me as Ms. Clavel, their teacher. One of the Madelines, however, was the truly special one…the one with the beard, that is. Our experience was hysterical—I’d walk all the girls (and one guy) down the street in two straight lines. Guys would be walking the other way, whistling or hollering at all the pretty ladies. Then, as they got to the back of the line, they’d see my friend Brennan, then they’d see me, and I could tell that they were suddenly wondering if ALL the Madelines were men.”

    the last sentence

    lmao what

    There will never be a time when I don’t reblog this because it is my fave.

    (via 0utbox)

    3 hours ago  /  245,420 notes  /  Source: moda-pura

  9. thatfunnyblog:

must be a really slow news day..

    thatfunnyblog:

    must be a really slow news day..

    (via ruinedchildhood)

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  10. chookiemunster:

suklaapupuakachocolatebunny:

washed—up:

queertodaygonetomorrow:

atane:

wristxrocket:

dear-drifter:

lilightfoot:

Remember.

his life was totally in danger.

^^^^

True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/23/pepper-spray-cop-settlement_n_4152147.html

I weep for humanity


:/

    chookiemunster:

    suklaapupuakachocolatebunny:

    washed—up:

    queertodaygonetomorrow:

    atane:

    wristxrocket:

    dear-drifter:

    lilightfoot:

    Remember.

    his life was totally in danger.

    ^^^^

    True story; this officer (John Pike) got a settlement of $38,000 because he said he got depressed after pepper spraying these kids. Oh, the depression wasn’t for feeling remorseful for pepper spraying a bunch of college kids peacefully protesting. He got depressed because he said since the media kept playing the video of him pepper spraying peaceful kids without cause, he got threats and didn’t feel safe. He didn’t feel safe. I’m not making that up. This motherfucker collected nearly 40 grand on worker’s comp after assaulting a bunch of college kids.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/23/pepper-spray-cop-settlement_n_4152147.html

    I weep for humanity

    :/

    (via nonchalant-fork)

    3 hours ago  /  45,887 notes  /  Source: kropotkindersurprise